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Still no good
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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