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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Next, they tried...

What Happened at Pitchfork’s Zine Launch With Turnstile - Pitchfork

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Once-a-week pill for schizophrenia shows promise in clinical trials - MIT News

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Does whey protein affect the kidneys?

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thin, Light and Built to Last: The New Era of the Galaxy Z Series - Samsung Newsroom

No go.

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Starbucks Enters the Protein Wars With Test of New Drink Option - Bloomberg.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

What are the most popular bedroom furniture designs in 2024?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some innovative business ideas for leveraging AI in 2024?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Devin Harjes, ‘Boardwalk Empire,’ ‘Daredevil’ and ‘Gotham’ Actor, Dies at 41 - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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